“If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault.” ~ Phil Drabble
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret.” ~ Proverb
“There is no need of a ferret to catch a harlot.” ~ English Proverb
“The earth trembles under the foot of Jesus Christ. The ferret has been put into the warren.” ~ Paul Claudel
“A ferret is God’s way of telling you NOTHING is childproof.” ~ Unknown
Virginia Woolf once described Noel Coward as “clever as a bag of ferrets and trivial as a perch of canaries”.